1. Follows you around and just sits and stares. All day.
2. Talks to herself. Not Kidding here. I have a disgruntled dog on my hands.
3. Sleeps on my bed. Whenever I leave the house she feels entitled to sleep on my comforter ... and throw up on it.
4. Barks at everything and everyone.
OK. Maybe this is just a sign when your dog turns 8, but jeez.