Really?

Ok. The spam emails really need to go bye-bye. I don't even have an info address at this point to avoid all of this. Here is the deal on the what doesn't apply.

1. Viagra 1/2 off. No. I am a female Viagra people. Are there a lot of Michele's out there that are dudes? Let me know. In the meantime, leave me alone.

2. Psoriasis. Is someone playing a joke? Maybe. Also, not a fit and really? I am the queen of pranks and this could be a lot funnier.

3. PR 101 training. Not elaborating on this one.

4. Retirement Advisers. Um, I have a financial advisor and if I do win the lottery you are not my first phone call.